Today's entirely useless (but perhaps somewhat amusing) post.

There is a tie on the waistband of my pants that serves as a belt of sorts. It's just basically a long strip of cloth that I usually tie in a bow.

Why is it, then, that the only time the stupid thing ever ends up in the world's worst, most complex, most annoying, most )!@#(&^)(!&#^)(& knot is when I have to pee so bad that I'm practically dancing in place there in the stall while trying to undo the knot?